Chinese lady: Can I have strawbreeaze?
Me: We don’t serve strawberries here.
Chinese lady: I want a strawbreeaze.
Me: Look, we don’t serve strawberries behind the bar, we have strawberry flavoured drinks though.
Chinese lady: I see them, behind bar. Give me strawbreeaze.
Me: We do not sell strawberries!
Other customer: I think she saying “Straw please”.
Me: …I’m not racist…