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Chinese lady: Can I have strawbreeaze?

Me: We don’t serve strawberries here. 

Chinese lady: I want a strawbreeaze.

Me: Look, we don’t serve strawberries behind the bar, we have strawberry flavoured drinks though. 

Chinese lady: I see them, behind bar. Give me strawbreeaze. 

Me: We do not sell strawberries!

Other customer: I think she saying “Straw please”. 

Me: …I’m not racist…

                                                       -Bloody awkward!-

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